I want to jump on the Tiger Woods bandwagon like everyone else. I have compiled a Tiger Woods “Top 10″ list with a twist. This guy was once at the top of my list for great role models and a great ambassador of sport. I’m totally disappointed and I hope he never breaks Jack’s records now. A complete 180 for me in the last couple of weeks. I officially curse Tiger in Majors now. I could care less how many John Deere Classics he wins.
Phil Mickelson Has “Man Breasts.”
I realized something though. Almost everything and everybody is smarter than Tiger Woods. Seriously, Tiger Woods is much dumber than the clubs he swings. I was willing to forgive his obvious steroid use based on his status in the world of golf especially when his closest competitor on tour, Phil Mickelson, has man breasts. C’mon Phil, a few pushups wouldn’t kill you would they? I can’t hardly watch ol’ smilin Phil bouncing down the fairway. I’m thinking a “34 C-cup” maybe. Does Nike make Man Bras?
Here is my video of my Top 10 list of household items that are smarter than Tiger Woods. Feel free to add your items and why it is smarter than Tiger in the comments below.
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I have a extra cell phone lying around that is probably smarter than Tiger. Speaking of which shouldn’t he have had one of those. HAHA!
Nice moves. Whitey getting down wiff some jiggy moves.
Man does this plot keep thickening doesn’t it? When I had dealing with him(his lawyers) this last summer I felt like his lawyers were just being douche bags and that he was just to big to care about what they were dealing with on our domain dispute. But now I know douche bag just runs in both his home and business. Lots of respect lost thats for sure.
Put your hat back on straight man. Tiger is just trying to grind out a living like the rest of us. No need to get down on the man. These white women are taking advantage of him and they are at fault. He graduated from Stanford and so to compare him to household goods is silly.
Ok, the guy hasn’t been the most brilliant lately, I have to admit. However, he’s just another guy that’s fallen into the same trap as millions. The big difference is that he’s famous and rich, so a major target. Personally my opinion to tiger would be…
Buddy, if you have more women out there that have yet to unveil themselves, then seriously consider taking a few moments to get your thoughts together about the whole thing, and come out with it on your own.
If you don’t, this sucker will linger all through 2010.
Richard
Dangit, I am so pissed that I can’t see the video here at the office (they block YouTube).
Just reading the copy brought back memories of some of your best work. I will def be checking this out tonight when I get home brudda.
Al
Allyn,
Just go here and download/watch it instead http://www.pwnyoutube.com/watch?v=G0CbL_Oq6gs&feature=player_embedded