I want to jump on the Tiger Woods bandwagon like everyone else. I have compiled a Tiger Woods “Top 10″ list with a twist. This guy was once at the top of my list for great role models and a great ambassador of sport. I’m totally disappointed and I hope he never breaks Jack’s records now. A complete 180 for me in the last couple of weeks. I officially curse Tiger in Majors now. I could care less how many John Deere Classics he wins.
Phil Mickelson Has “Man Breasts.”
I realized something though. Almost everything and everybody is smarter than Tiger Woods. Seriously, Tiger Woods is much dumber than the clubs he swings. I was willing to forgive his obvious steroid use based on his status in the world of golf especially when his closest competitor on tour, Phil Mickelson, has man breasts. C’mon Phil, a few pushups wouldn’t kill you would they? I can’t hardly watch ol’ smilin Phil bouncing down the fairway. I’m thinking a “34 C-cup” maybe. Does Nike make Man Bras?
Here is my video of my Top 10 list of household items that are smarter than Tiger Woods. Feel free to add your items and why it is smarter than Tiger in the comments below.
