As I sit here this morning, cold sleet is pelting my skylights this very moment. A major winter storm is being forecast for this weekend on the east coast. My heat is on and it’s so cold that my natural gas has automatically kicked in to handle what my heat pump cannot. My toes are quite cold right now. I skyped with my buddy Josh Whitford from Marketing Ideas yesterday and he told me it was around 20 degrees in North Dakota.
I wonder what my share will cost me towards the global warming fund that world leaders want to set up? How many less times will my family not be able to shop for necessities in the coming years so I can make my contribution? I feel pretty bad for those poor Polar Bears who don’t have enough ice to float on. Hopefully the eskimos are fornicating enough to produce a steady food supply. What I couldn’t help but notice was that all of the global warming protesters over in Copenhagen were all dressed in heavy cold weather clothing and hats. I bet that wearing a winter parka during a global warming protest would hinder your ability to throw a brick through the storefront window of a small business owner in Denmark.
